Update

hahah i havent been on this in like forever .___.
anyways
I MADE THE TENNIS VARSITY TEAM
i made new friends
stupid symphony orch teacher kicked out all the bad kids >.> which makes absolutely no sense
and me in third violin
NOT HAPPY

thats it for now
toodleloo

It's raining, it's pouring, the world is coming to an end!

My mom prank called me.
Yeah, she did.
But near the end she couldn'd keep a straight voice and she cracked up.
.____. dude, it's kinda scary how she was acting like a kid again, so I started laughing as well.
I think my relationship with my mom will be better if I just do SATs every day.
I'm still kinda traumatized tho...MY MOM PRANK CALLED ME AT HOME. HAHAHA



edit later :O

OLYMPICS LOVEE

AHA!
I'M GOING TO BEIJING WITH KATHY FOR THE OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so right now, I'm like totally spazzing with complete happiness. Cuz first, I get to spend the rest of summer at BEIJING OLYMPICS.
and im not stuck in shanghai anymore.
a few things i regret tho:
-missing richie's party (i dont think richie reads these) (i hope O.O)
-missing johnny's calls every saturday, but i shall let him know where im going
-MISSING MY SATs (not!!!!!!!!!!!)
xoxo
helen

Weekend Warriors

Sunday Morning.
My parents had this party where all the people on my dad's side came to hang out and make loud noise. Since I was the oldest one at the party, I had to take care of the little ones and prevent them from smashing my room apart or eachother to death. The youngest one ran around telling everyone how she couldnt find her mo shu bang zhi (magic wand) and her "magic facial mask". Super cute at first, then she ordered me to sit on the rolly chair and wheel her around looking for her flower garden. The oldest one after me who was 14 helped out ALOT cuz of the language barrier and she did all the listening and "looking" while the little ones ran around screaming, looking for their magic ________ <--- fill in any object here.

Sunday Afternoon.
Cleaning up after the party = =. 100 dishes to wash. 200 cups to stack. 300 paper plates to throw away. 400 bags of garbage to chuck. 500 hours of cleaning up the house. Relax. Then get told by my mom that she's going out with my dad and his colleague to eat. So I get to make dinner! whheeehh...so now I finally get to do this :D

Conclusion: Note to self
Make self as inconspicuous as possible at next family gathering so that Aunt's sister will not try to kidnap you and bring you to "Lao Jia" or kids will try to use you as a slide to go over the magic rainbow.
Family gatherings are so much fun. No joke. =]
Note to self #2:
Never hold a hot pot by the pot. You will always burn the skin off your fingers so that it looks like someone has put chemical burns all over your hand. On the plus side, after watching so much CSI this summer, if I happen to go commit a crime, then my finger prints will look like smudges and they won't be able to find out who I am, but they still can track me cuz my fingers are all melted and stuff...very characteristic markings that won't go away in a hurry .____.

If someone important tells you that they will call you every weekend. But always forgets to call you. Does that mean they're unreliable? Or does it mean that they have their own lives to deal with and they can live without having to call you?

School Countdown: 25 days

xoxo,
Hel'n

Summer Lovin'

HAH!
I'm BACK!
I had a blog thingy on here before but I couldn't figure out how to claim it so I gave up and started this one!

For my first post...I will dedicate it to the day Kathy, Jess, Charles, Me, Dion, and Whitney spent at DINO BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!

But first, THANK YOU CHARLES FOR THE RIDE! And I will talk about my big house and FOOTBALL all I want, thanks so much ;)

Anywho, the lines were crazy...
One for:
To get into the park
Health Check Paper thingy
Tickets
Lockers
Tubes
Lunch
Rides

This park was TINY compared to Hurricane Harbour or Six Flags in TEXAS! But then again, everything is BIG in Texas <333 So, we all ran around like the crazed teenagers we are and went down all the waterslides. And the slope of the rides were like 30 degrees incline (Go Geometry!) and people were still like AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whit ditched us on all the rides but that's okay =] So the wave pool was like UBER crowded which was GROSS cuz all these people kept touching me with their feet!! I nearly drowned cuz my arms failed me and Fishsticks kept clinging to the side of our tubes! hahaha!

So, while we were walking ride to ride, the floor was like COOKING our feet! So if an outsider were to look at this group, he/she'd see 5 of us running around screaming OW OW OW OW while running for cover, and one Jess walking calmly like the floor wasn't 4543895734895 degrees centigrade! I swear that girl has no nerves on the bottom of her feet = =;;

Last part was the LAZY RIVER!! Pirate Adventure and Guys in Board Shorts FTW! So like after a while, (after being tossed around in the wave part of the lazy river which wasn't so "lazy") Kathy and I (Yes, SAT has done this to my grammar, excuse me) just drifted off checking out guys who weren't flubby and wearing speedos! I am sad to say that there were only 5 or 6 guys like that in the ENTIRE park! We saw these TRIPLETS and they looked korean and stuff and A LOT better than all the other old men and speedo donned boys in the park :D kinda like eye relief after watching alot of bad TV hahaha.

SBM LATER:
STARBUCKS RAN OUT OF DARK MOCHA! WTFFF RAWR
SUSHI PLACE FOR THE FIRST TIME :) Jess eats alot of stuff that I can't even identify. Dion eats alot of sashimi with lots of wasabi...(poor kid) Charles eats Crab Roe..which is totally disgusting...Me, Kathy, and Whit are the only NORMAL people (in my opinion) who eat normal food :D
Sticky Pics later :D I gave Charles a tiara xP My scanner doesn't work so I won't be sharing the pictures :P

Thank you y'all for the wonderful time during my oh-so-boring summer!

[-helen-]